Take Photoshop away from me, please.
He wouldn’t even have fighting moves, other than one or two methods of throwing food. The rest would be NOTHING but taunts.
Imagine him facing Kirby’s final smash
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
you read that in his voice don’t deny it
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I have actually done this by hand, and holy heck, I wish I’d known about this method! This is brilliant.